送交者: Reader 于 March 08, 2004 21:42:17:
回答: 哟, 今天不是3.8节吗? 由 一默 于 March 08, 2004 17:44:27:
ZT: 皮纳斯 is asking for a raise
我，皮纳斯, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark work place that has poor
ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.....
亲爱的皮纳斯,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative -
you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before
you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen
constantly entering and
leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management