送交者: xinhui 于 October 29, 2002 00:02:35:
回答: 太肃静了, 搅和搅和:)) 由 乡居 于 October 28, 2002 22:58:47:
Stan was tired from te fishing all morning, so he went in for a nap. his wife, Joyce, took the boat out onto the
lake and sat in it reading a book. after about a half hour, the sheriff pulled alongside in his motorboat."Ma'am," he said,"i am sorry, but you are in a restricted fishing area."
"but i am not fishing," joyce objected."i am just reading my book."
"maybe,but you have all the equipment," said the shririiff.
" i am going to have to write you a ticket."
"fine," said Joyce,"but i'll be charging you with sexual assault."
"what,"sanpped the outraged sheriff."i have not even touched you!"
"true,"Joyce replied, "but you do have all the equipment."
(from reader's digest)